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Why Didn’t I Think of That?!

October 22, 2011

Love Lucky Charms? Are those pesky cereal pieces overrunning your marshmallows? There is finally an invention that can help. All sales pitches aside I want one, I dream of an all marshmallow lucky charms like I dream of hot wings with all drumsticks but soon one of my wishes will come true.


Why Didnt’t I Think of That ?!

September 6, 2011

So at this point in my life I will rank man made inventions like this:

1. Sliced Bread
2. Automobile
(close)3.The Go-Plate – Pictured above

It’s just so simple and so damn effective. I haven’t felt this way since I saw bath towels with Velcro on them. Join me in a forehead slap while I ask over and over… why didnt I think of that?!

Look At The Future

July 25, 2011

Toyota has integrated a multimedia touch screen into the rear passenger windows and the results looks pretty amazing.Imagine your entire window was an Ipad and you get the idea. Named the “Window to the World” It is going to be awesome for me by the time I have kids I wont have to listen to a thing they ever say. The American Dream.

Beavis and ButtHead 2011 Short Film

July 22, 2011

You thought you had grown up and then you realize how excited you are about shows just like this. Instead of watching rock videos they are watching a Jersey Shore episode in this one.

Why Didn’t I Think of That ?

July 13, 2011

Well if only I would of just connected the dots here sooner. I may buy this of GP alone.
$40.00 and get em THERE.


Flavor Flav’s Fried Chicken

January 24, 2011

Well America’s favorite walking stereotype is at it again. What has the darkest man in the world been cooking up? Well fried chicken of course (hold the watermelon please). While I encourage anyones entrepreneurial spirit, did it have to be Flavor Flav and fried chicken ?! Gah Damn he’s making it hard out here. The guy has a degree in culinary arts which shocks the hell out of me, but at least he’s qualified to cook chicken by more than being darker than the night. I’ll have to check with someone in Iowa, where it makes it grand opening, this week.

Revisited: Nike Skunk Dunks

December 18, 2010

I still want those something serious.

Playstation Phone

December 7, 2010

Did someone say Playstation Phone……*crickets*…..did someone say playstaion phone that runs android?
Ok now I’m listening. It’s a video of a spy phone, which means it will be around soon. While my iphone4 still shits on the majority of the game, this looks like a contender.

The Beaver

December 7, 2010

Oh that’s right, It’s real and it aint porn….. really.
Funny story, I totally wrote a script with the same name, but a VERY different plot. What a weird coinsidence.

4 Lokos – Honest Advertisement

November 17, 2010

I too had a malt liquor phase, lucky for me the worst thing I could get my hands on back then was Colt 45 (Now in Grape btw). I can feel myself getting older when I see new products and say what’s wrong with these kids today. I have personally never drank with the man who drinks this crap and does not pass out, but then again I don’t drink with Walter often anyway.